I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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