i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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