Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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