its not stalking. its research.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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