It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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