You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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