Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize
