omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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