you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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