Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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