Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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