I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
