soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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