Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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