My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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