are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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