Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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