Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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