have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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