check it out our google latitudes are spooning
no. you can't hotbox the world.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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