my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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