I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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