me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Fuck appropriateness.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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