he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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