I must be too annoying 4 u.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I love you.
Bad choice
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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