did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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