How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
True college students do jello shots in the library
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