Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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