come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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