Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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