I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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