And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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