its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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