You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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