That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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