that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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