Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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