Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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