I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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