i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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