My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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