Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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