What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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