Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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