Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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