whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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