living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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