I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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