They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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