I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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