Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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