im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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