Plan B is the new Plan A
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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