the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness