Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.