I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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