doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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